When I was eight, I accidentally kicked a ball on the school roof and ruined recess for everyone.
I’ve been atoning ever since.
My love of language began early, reading dictionaries for fun.
And I grew up to be someone who once danced so hard to “Uptown Funk” that I nearly threw up.
In summary, I could not be more agency ready.
More Facts of an Allegedly Fun Nature
I captained a tournament-winning gay dodgeball team.
I won a college drag competition.
I’ve played World of Warcraft for 15+ years and have 20 characters. For the Alliance!
I held a penguin once.
If I have more than one drink at karaoke, I will sing “Love Shack.” Both parts. With falsetto.